Year: 2014

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Kids,

March 26, 2014 5 Comments

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this.

March 26, 2014 4 Comments

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve

March 26, 2014 4 Comments